Limericks
This assignment was to write a limerick about mothers.
There was a young mother from Tenn.
Whose twins she had named Ben and Len.
The boys were a fright
And her house was a sight
And she said "I am giving up men!"
© 2007 ~ Grandma Lyn
There was an old granny from C-ville
Who drove around in an old Deville
But the gas cost too much
So she switched to the bus
And she went off to Paris and Seville!
© 2007 ~ Grandma Lyn
There once was a Mother from Adelaide,
Who watched as her children skipped and played,
She wiped away their tears
And chased away their fears,
And was glad for the choices she made.
© 2007 ~ Linda V
My mother is my best friend
Time together we love to spend
We've laughed and we've cried
And her eyes I have dried
I will love her until the end
© 2007 ~ Reneé
There once was a Mom in Stoney Creek
Who used the water hose to clean her feet
A mom yes she is never a doubt
Always around just give her a shout
Now she's dancing with clean sheets!
© 2007 ~ Stormigrl
In Memphis there lived a young mom
Who spent all her time at dot-com.
She neglected her house,
Spent her time with a mouse,
And ignored her young husband named Tom.
And so this young husband named Tom
Taught a lesson to young Memphis mom....
She got in a pickle
Because he was fickle....
Tom found a new gal on dot-com!
© 2007 ~ Grandma Lyn
My mother is one of the best
She cleaned, she cooked, she picked up our mess
She loved us dearly
And now I see clearly
That she was above all the rest!
© 2007 ~ Tdybear4ever
Once there was a mother from Canada
who always thought of her loving children
love is a mother's lifelong duty
always there fixing sores and mending hearts
till they drove her crazy and she ran away
© 2007 ~ Annsea146
There once was a mother named Marty
Who all thought was some sort of smarty
She knew how to program
She could throw a grand party
And even cook a yam
© 2007 ~ Lady V
