Fun Time Minis
A PARODY refers to taking a well-known literary work and rewriting it, closely imitating it, usually for comic effect.This assignment was to write a practice PARODY of the familiar verse "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you."
Roses are red, pansies are purple,
Too much champagne will make you burple...
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Roses are red, sunflowers are yellow,
I'd like to meet a handsome fellow.
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Some hearts are red, some hearts are blue,
My heart is full of love for you.
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Roses are red, their leaves are green,
And you're the sweetest thing I've seen!
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SO COLD
My face is red, my toes are blue,
I'd like to snuggle close to you!
©2006 ~ Grandma Lyn
Rose are red
Violets are blue
Look down silly
You lost your shoe !
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Rose are red
Green yellow or pink
Something in here
Sure does stink...........
(that came from my grandson just now lol)
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The sky is blue
The ground all white
I like to sit
And read all night.
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Rose are red
Marigolds are yellow
Writing poems
Makes me mellow.
©2006 ~ Lady Deb
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love
And so are you
You my Valentine
Are only mine
Loving you more
Than ever before
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm so in love
With only you
©2006 ~Lady Crystal
Roses are red
oh how I love you
So tell me again
when the phone bill is due!
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Roses may be red
but love and romance
Live only in something
that isn't a man!
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Roses are red
or pure and white
Or as blessed as the one
who is always right!
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Roses inspire
the sweetest delights
As I tap at the keyboard
well into the night!
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Roses are red
their fragrant delight
Somehow makes things
a watery sight!
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Roses and petals
in fragrant perfume,
A shower of colour
on the bride and groom.
©2006 ~ Christina
My nose is red,
Your fingers are blue,
Standing out in the cold,
The wildlife is freezing too.
Our binos are ready,
The camera is packed,
Off to find a rare bird,
Don't forget the battery pack!
Our hands are numb,
Our teeth are chattering,
But there's that rare bird,
Right on the cargo plane!
©2006 ~ Holly
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oops, there goes the vase
Better go get the glue
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Roses are red
White, yellow too
No matter the color
They can keep a friend from feeling blue
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Roses are red
A gardener's delight
A beautiful decoration
To keep the room feeling bright
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Roses are red
Their beauty untold
A gift to be given
When secrets unfold
Copyright ©2006 ~ Black Rose
Roses are red,
And some colored cream,
Trying to write this
Is making my head scream!
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Glads are yellow,
Violets are purple.
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple surple.
Copyright ©2006 ~ Cheri
Carnations are red
Daffodils are yellow
I'm so happy
I've got me a fellow
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My hair is red
my slippers are blue
chocolate is good
for me and you
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Some things are red
some things are blue
I feel sweet inside
when I think of you
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Many flowers are red
the ocean is blue
lots of things are sweet
just like me and you
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Hearts are red
feelings are blue
the world will be
sweet again one day too
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I gave you red hearts
and you gave me blue
I gave sweet chocolates
and you did to
©2006 ~ Annsea146
